There have been rumours over the last few days that he could be going to one of our rivals. Among the favourites are the Yankees (who are rarely not favoured to win a bidding war) and the Blue Jays. If either team wins, it will make our path to the postseason more difficult than it already is. Rangers and Cubs among others are also supposedly in the mix. But let me clear up all the confusion for you.
I have breaking news am am glad to be the first to publicly announce this. An inside source has CONFIRMED that
Yu Darvish is a really good pitcher.
And apparently he's Japanese.
Now stop hitting F5 on twitter every 10 seconds, and get back to your regularly scheduled lives.